cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

ihaveseenthed:

sucymemebabaran:

miniprof:

bird seller, i need your strongest bird

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THIS WAS A MISTAKE

my birds are too strong for you, traveler